Emmaisms

Emma has been entertaining us recently with her neverending dialogues. Some recent goodies were:
"Mommy, God is a fairy because he has wings."

"Why do angels and God only wear white, don't they like colors?"

Pointing to her chest, "What are these Mommy?", to which I innocently repied "Those are your nipples or boobies". Emma then said "Mommy you have really big ones!" I cried so hard it hurt!

While visiting a public bathroom, Emma asked me what I was doing to which I replied "I am going to the bathroom". She then screams at the top of her lungs "My Daddy poops and farts alot in the bathroom!" Glad he wasn't there to hear that one.